We’re Sorry That It Couldn’t Be Haiku

Hail baseball’s newest promo, This Dodger pitcher Nomo. The media will rest, Fernando can attest When the fastball goes slo-mo.

DONALD GREENHAM

Woodland Hills

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As a Japanese citizen residing in Los Angeles, I would like to complain about Mr. Kent Brown’s ridiculous Japanese interpretation for Hideo Nomo during the All-Star game. The national TV audience deserves a better translation.

I hope whoever hired Mr. Brown isn’t trying to sell auto parts in Japan.

HIROKO NAKANO

Sunland