Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree. (Michelle Doan, 11, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)

* If the Addams family goes on vacation, what does Thing pack? Just a handbag. (Ange Meckler, 9, Claremont, Sycamore Elementary)

* What kind of underwear explodes? Fruit of the Boom. (Oscar Narro, 7, South Pasadena, Marengo School)

* Why did the frog go to the store? To get more flies. (Michelle Nguyen, 10, Garden Grove, Excelsior)

* A happy couple walks into a bar and orders drinks for everyone. The bartender asks, “Why are you so happy?” The couple says, “Because we just finished a puzzle and it only took two months.” The bartender then asks, “Why would that make you happy?” The couple replies: “Because it said 2 to 4 years on the box.” (Michael Kaye, 13, Encino, Portola Middle School)

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