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Hold Your Fire: The peace plan in Kosovo has taken effect. “I just hope it’s as effective as the one we’ve got going in the Middle East.” (Jay Leno)
In the Running: In an interview, Will Smith said that, if he wanted to, he could be elected president of the United States. “In a related story, Al Gore said that, if he wanted to, he could get jiggy with it.” (Conan O’Brien)
Silly Science: According to a study, alcohol can raise the estrogen level in your body. “You know what this means? Budweiser is now the queen of beers.” (Andrew Wisot)
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The Essential
David Letterman
Broadway shows that never won Tony Awards:
9. “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Manson”
7. “Guys and Inflatable Dolls”
6. “Woody Allen Makes a Pass at Miss Saigon”
5. “Bring in Da Goose, Bring in Da Fabio”
4. “Annie Get Your Gun Before Rosie O’Donnell Yells at You”
3. “The Infected, Scarlet Pus-Filled Pimpernel”
1. “Living Evita Loca”
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